The Perfect Son
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect
son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next
Wednesday.
Mice family
A family of mice was surprised by a big
cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-
wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that,
Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son,
that's why it's important to learn a second
language."
Wooden leg
My friend said he knew a man with a
wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his
other leg?"