Красная Шапочка

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD

( Звучит реплика из песни «Pretty woman» Roy Orbison)

CHORUS (Jazz chant) This is the story of a girl and a wolf

Good girl .

Good little girl.

Bad wolf.

Good little, good little

Good little girl.

Big(clap)

Bad(clap)

Wolf(clap) This is the story of a girl and a wolf

Good girl . Good little girl.

This is the story of a good little girl,

Who listened to her mother, most of the time.

Good girl. Good little girl.

This is the story of a girl and a wolf.

And they called her Red Riding Hood.

Little Red.

Little Red Riding Hood.

( Красная шапочка с корзинкой идет по лесу. Танцует.

Музыка «Little Red Riding Hood» David Guetta)

(затемнение, звуки волчьего воя, появляется Волк, мечется и воет )

WOLF I’m so hungry. Oh, my dear!

Hungry. Hungry!

NARRATOR1 As soon as Wolf began to feel
That he would like a decent meal,
He went and knocked on Grandma's door.

(громкий стук)

NARRATOR2 When Grandma opened it, she saw
The sharp white teeth, the horrid grin.

WOLF
How do you do! May I come in?

NARRATOR3 Poor Grandmamma was terrified

GRANNY He's going to eat me up!

NARRATOR1 She cried.

And she was absolutely right.
He ate her up in one big bite.

WOLF But Grandmamma was small and tough,
I understand-that's not enough!

I haven't yet begun to feel
That I have had a decent meal!

NARRATOR2 He ran around the kitchen yelping
WOLF I've got to have a second helping!
NARRATOR3 Then added with a frightful leer

WOLF I'm therefore going to wait right here
Till Little Miss Red Riding Hood
Comes home from walking in the wood

(Под звуки музыки из «Модного приговора» выходит Стилист,переодевание)

STYLIST He quickly put on Grandma's clothes.
WOLF Of course I hadn't eaten those.
STYLIST I dressed the wolf in coat and hat.
He put on shoes, and after that,
I even brushed and curled his hair,
Then placed the wolf in Grandma's chair.

(звучит песня «Lady in Red» Крис де Бург

Танцуя, входит Красная Шапочка)

NARRATOR1 In came the little girl in red.
She stopped. She stared. And then she said

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD What great big ears you have, Grandma.

 WOLF All the better to hear you with

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD What great big eyes you have, Grandma

WOLF All the better to see you with

NARRATOR2 He sat there watching her and smiled.

WOLF I think, I'm going to eat this child.
Compared with her old Grandmamma,
She's going to taste like caviar.

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD Well,well,well. Nice style.

But Grandma, what a lovely great big

furry coat you have on.

WOLF Oh! No! That's wrong!
Have you forgot
To tell me what BIG TEETH I've got?
Ah well, no matter what you say,
I'm going to eat you anyway.

(Музыка,беготня)
NARRATOR The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature's head,
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.

( Волк танцует под отрывок из песни David Gutta «Shot me down»из фильма «Kill Bill»)

NARRATOR A few weeks later, in the wood,
I came across Miss Riding Hood.
But what a change! No cloak of red,
No silly hood upon her head.

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD Hello, my dear and do please note
My lovely furry wolfskin coat.

Общий танец под песню из фильма «Криминальное чтиво»