Riddles and Silly Questions

1- What  are  two  things  people  never  eat
before breakfast? 
2- Why did the man throw a bucket of water
out the window? 
3- Why did the man throw the butter out the
window? 
4- Why did the man put the clock in the safe? 
5- What  has  two  hands  and  a  face,  but  no
arms and legs? 
6- What has a neck, but no head? 
7- Where is the ocean the deepest? 
8- "What  letter  of  the  alphabet  is  always
waiting in order?" 
9- Why did the man throw his watch out of
the window? 
10- What State in the United States is High
in the middle and round at the ends? 
11- How do you spell mousetrap? 
12- How many legs does an ant have? 
13- How  many  people  are  buried  in  that
cemetery? 
14- What can't be used until it's broken? 
15- What  do  tigers  have  that  no  other  ani-
mals have? 
16- What is Black and white and read (red)
all over? 
17- Why is number six afraid ?  
18- What did number 1 say to 7? 
19- Which is the most self-centered letter of
the alphabet? 
20- Which letter is always trying to find rea-
sons? 
21- Which letter is not me? 
22- What letter can do the work in one day
that you can do in two days? 
23- Why is the A like a flower? 
24- Why is the letter "A" like noon? 
25- "What letter of the alphabet has got lots
of water?" 
26- What has two heads, four eyes, six legs
and a tail? 
27- What  is  as  big  as  a  horse  but  doesn't
weigh anything? 
28- What begins with T, ends with T and has
T in it? 
29- What did zero say to eight?
30- Do you know why birds fly to south in the
winter? 
31- Which  letters  do  Tuesday,  Thursday,
Friday and Saturday have in common? 
32- Which room has no doors, no windows. 
33- What gets wetter as it dries? 
34- A  man  rode  into  town  on  Tuesday.  Two
days  later  he  rode  home  on  Tuesday.
How is this possible?